Via the_other_sandy in this entry:

Type these words into the search bar on your iTunes and list the first song that appears in the results.

(Foobar substituted for iTunes. Songs sorted by title to avoid returning a list full of ABBA and Tori Amos.)

happy: Penelope Houston - The Ballad Of Happy Friday And Tiger Woods
love: The Ogden Edsl - Accidental Love
hate: Tori Amos - All The Girls Hate Her
light: David Gilmour - Blue Light
dark: Bauhaus - Dark Entries
good: Garbage - All The Good In This Life
bad: Heart - Bad Animals (title track)
smile: Faye Adams - Don't Forget To Smile
cry: Danielle Brisebois - Ain't Gonna Cry No More
girl: XTC or Crash Test Dummies - All You Pretty Girls ("All The Girls Hate Her" already listed)
boy: Roger Miller - Atta Boy Girl
sad: Ed's Redeeming Qualities - Sad
lost: They Might Be Giants - Alphabet Lost And Found
night: The Cure - At Night
day: The Corrs - All In A Day
wolf: The Creatures - Strolling Wolf
robot: They Might Be Giants - Become A Robot
dance: Porcupine Tree - And The Swallows Dance Above The Sun
time: Sting - All This Time
life: The Carpenters - All Of My Life
death: Roger Waters - Amused To Death (title track)

Sorry, but a full return to writing and/or LJing is still months or years out.